Thursday rundown

*The man to the left is going to reportedly cost the Memphis Tigers program their wins from two years ago. (USA Today)

*Plaxico Burress is expected in court today for his weapons hearing, and is reportedly going to plead guilty. (NYT)

*BoSox took care of Roy Halladay last night. (Boston Globe)

*The Phillies Cliff Lee tossed a two hitter last night and improved his record with the Phils to 4-0 in an 8-1 win over the Diamondbacks. (Philadelphia Daily News)

*John Smoltz officially signed with the Cardinals. (NYT)

*Wednesday night MLB scoreboard.

*Tampa Bay Buccaneers corner Aqib Talib was arrested and charged with battery and resisting arrest after (Tampa Bay Online)

*The Dallas Cowboys are set to unveil their new stadium in a preseason game tomorrow night. (Fort Worth Star-Telegram)

*Brandon Marshall still complaining about trust issues in Denver. (SI)

*Venus and Serena Williams are going to buy part of the Dolphins. Are the Dolphins just trying to have the most famous ownership group ever? (Miami Herald)

*The Orlando Magic signed 33-year old point guard Jason Williams yesterday. Could he challenge Jameer Nelson? (Orlando Sentinel)

*South African athletic officials say Caster Semenya, who won the women's world 800 meters at the World Championships is a "gender cheat." (CNN)

*No Mike Vick jersey's at Dick's Sporting Goods. (Philadelphia Inquirer)

*Groom is a big UMASS fan. (Via thebiglead.com)



*Not as sports related, but the kid can parallel park. (Via SIhotclicks)



*This one isn't sports related at all, just hilarious.